Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind
Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants.
Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath
Pharmacist: thank you
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At the pharmacy
I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now
*has a crush* This is infatuation. It isnt real
*sees hot person in hallway* Love at first sight is true the lord has blessed me today the stars have aligned My soulmate is here
i want a girl to ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… hold me
valid!!!! i want a girl to rail me so hard i forget my name
can’t believe i gotta go through puberty twice because god nerfed me by giving me testosterone
alice patch 5.0:
- fixed a bug where body was producing testosterone instead of estrogen
- titties power has been increased by 20%
demigirldemigoddess
